Every forumer seems to be suggesting a pet nowadays so I figured I’d toss my hat into the ring.
The idea is simple:
Pet rock, but dirt.
Here’s some hub titles:
You tried.
Edible?
Resourceful
Don’t take me for granite
This could be a purchaseable pet or April Fools joke. It would look like the pet rock model with the googly eyes but textured to look like a pile of dirt. It would move around by slightly submerging itself into the ground, and dirt particles would surround and trail it when moving. It would have the googly eyes like the pet rock, but one is very big whilst the other is very small. To fly, it would turn into a dust bunny.
Thanks for reading my suggestion!